Organic LifeJune 22, 2006 11:53 pm


Low fat, saturated fat, reduced fat, good fat, bad fat, fat free, healthy fat, smart fat. Most of us don’t know what to do with this F- word. Its confusing at times and the only “truth” we know about it is what the Marketing Food God’s tell us to eat. Butter bad, margarine good. Beef bad, chicken good. Egg yolk bad, egg white good. Stick with me and I will blow your mind about the Relevant Real Deal Holyfield of FAT. (queue applause)

Its when we’re about to get into the shower and we’re as naked as Frank the Tank that we all experience groupthink: Cellulite Sucks. We stare, pinch, grab, twist, and cry as we jiggle the fat in the mirror and watch it ripple like waves on the north shore. And our immediate solution is if I eat less fat then I will get less fat. Little fat in my diet means little fat IN MAH BELLEH! There is a theory called “lypid hypothesis” and it states that there is a direct relationship between the amount of saturated fat and cholesterol in the diet and coronary heart disease. The creator of this theory was Ancel Keys and in the late 50’s this was hot. A dude named Nathan Pritikin jumped on board and said lets do the “low fat diet”. People loved it. Ashlee Simpson with a new nose kind of L-O-V-E! And why wouldn’t they since they started losing weight. I’m sure most of us have done this and seen results. But problems arose. Raise your hand and say “AMEN!” if this has happened to you…it was hard to stay on the diet, not much energy, and sure enough the pounds came back with vengeance. Why is that?

Our bodies need fat. Fat, which we all know comes from animal and veggie sources, give us the energy we need to think and be active. Its the essential building block for cell membranes and all kinds of hormones (more on how it effects stress in future posts). Fat acts like Fed Ex in the body because it carries Vitamins A,D,E, & K all through the body. We have to have it. Good fat is great for the body but the Food Giants can’t make money on their crap low fat food if we’re not buying it.

100 years ago heart disease in America was very rare. It just didn’t happen. Can you guess what is the leading cause of death today in the good old U.S. of A? We don’t eat animal fats like juicy steaks anymore. Butter use to be a huge part of the American diet, now its “I can’t believe this has no taste.” We have walked away from the beef, eggs, bacon, whole milk, butter, cheese, and we are now enjoying pooches and tires around our waists. I could start citing study after study about entire people groups who are healthy and have little heart disease issues but where’s the fun in that. YOU want to hear about something cool like how NASTY partially hydrogenated oils are. PHO is used because it is the cheapest to produce and its found in things like margarine and shortening. Also known as trans fat its in more things than you realize. You’ll love the process of Hydrogenation.

Its when you take polyunsaturated fats (some forms are veggie and/or canola oil) which are suppose to be liquid at room temp and make them solid at room temp. Sounds fun already. Now make note that poly fats go rancid when heated. Its why after frying a vat of chicken the oil smells. So they take the oil that is yucko from the extraction process and fill it up with metal particles like a nickle oxide. Now that it has the nickle as a catalyst its put into a cooker at high temp and high pressure. Always good to keep heating things that smell more foul the more you heat it up. At this point you have a mess so they put emulsifiers in to give it a better look and feel. But here’s another problem, it smells so bad they have to put it through high heat again to give it a good hose down. Can’t have the death syrum smell now can we? You in love with Trans Fats yet? Well, how about if I told you the orginal color of maragrine is actually grey, and that they have to bleach it and then dye it to get it to look something remotely like butter. Trans fats are found in EVERYTHING these days. Its toxin heaven and your body hates you for it. Heart disease, diabetes, getting sick all the time, cancer…and if that doesn’t freak you out then know it even effects the MOJO if ya know what I’m sayin’.

So let’s get fat. I’m not saying overweight kind of fat. But lets start eating GOOD saturated fat. The kind found in meats, tropical oils, and butter. What you will start to find is you’ll actually eat less. Ever have a bag of chips for a snack but then was just hungry 15 min later? Try grabbing a piece of Ezekiel Live Grain Bread, toast it, and then smother organic butter all over it. You’ll not only have a huge smile but you will be satisfied. For breakfast try frying and egg over easy and eat it with some bacon. Have some organic strawberries with it and you will be good to go!

When God made the egg there is a reason He included the yolk. He knew what he was doing when he came up with the avocado. He’s a very smart Creator and knew one day how amazing guacamole (I promise that recipe is coming soon) would be. Nut butter is good for you (crowd gasps). Start reading and researching yourself. Start noticing that over the last 50 years America is getting unhealthier and fatter. Pay attention to what is in your chips, cookies, fast food, snack bar, and on and on the list goes. The problems started when we lost in touch with our roots. I’m not saying go out today and wrap a stick of butter in a tortilla and call it “good for you”. But what I am saying is don’t be afraid of fat. Hey Hey Hey good fat will do wonders for your body!

Coming soon. Cholesterol and Stress. Triglyceride levels and how they don’t just come from fatty foods. The kind that gives you the heart disease (fat in the belly area is first sign) is made from the liver from the excess sugar in your diet that is not being used. Oh the world of sugar, we’ll save that for next time.

SB

Organic LifeJune 16, 2006 11:10 am

Well hopefully you are ready for another Super Food because this baby is like blueberries on steroids. There are mucho benefits to Goji Berries and here are just a few:

*busting at the seams with all 8 essential amino acids
*coming out the wazoo with trace minerals: copper, zinc, calcium, phosphorus, germanium…
*pound for pound the orange can’t even step into the ring when it comes to Vitamin C
*the carrot is jealous of the beta-carotene bisceps that bulge out of this berry

Grown in the Himalayan Mts the delicate fresh berry is not even touched by human hands, but shaken (shake it, shake it shake it. shake it like a Goji Mat Farmaa!) onto mats to dry. I caution all those that venture into “Getting your Goji on”, it may do things you never knew was possible. Leaping tall buildings in a single bound, running to work, and having X ray vision are just some of the many “changes” you’ll go through. A small handful a day is all you need. I repeat. A very small handful.

I heard it through the Gojivine
For much longer will you feel fine.
Oh I heard it through the Gojivine,
Oh and it’s firming up my behind.
Honey, honey yeah.

It’s Friiiday. I’m listenin’ to Fiddy. Shakin my rump. Gettin my Goji on. It’s a gooood day.

SB

Organic LifeJune 13, 2006 4:16 pm

I had to give everyone this link that has started an interesting discussion. Take a look at what some people’s views on Organic Life is. OH&H chimed in to give opinions on the topic. Would love to hear what everyone out there has to think about it.

How you feel/think the way you eat affects your daily life? Future life?
What do you think a Christian’s view of the topic of eating should be?
How far is too far? (still talking about eating right)

SB

Funny Ha Ha 11:15 am

One of my closest friends in the entire world lives up in the Big Apple. And one of my greatest memories of my time with Mr. NYC is going to Oriental Express back in high school. Its a “Hole in the Wall” type place that is yummy to the tummy. My record was 4 times in 1 week and there were several occasions where I ate there for both lunch AND dinner. What can I say, I love Chinese food. And everyone who goes to enjoy Chinese food can’t help the fun that comes with opening up your fortune cookie. Well, the only thing that makes opening up your next winning lotto numbers more exciting is putting “In Bed” at the end of your fortune. Try it next time and there will be much good times to be had. I think I still hold the best fortune to date as it read: Behind an able man is another able man.

So the other night my friend the Dragon is going to suprise his girlfriend with the news he is moving to Dallas. What better way to tell your woman such fun news then to put it inside of a fortune cookie. Now don’t ask me how Dragon accomplished this feat, but it worked. So we set it up as the “In Bed” Fortune Cookie Game…and videoed it. We all thought it was funny and I wanted those that were there to be able to view the unedited master piece that I created. So what better way to do that then to post it on YouTube. What I didn’t think was going to happen was that the rest of the world would enjoy it as well. I posted the video just 4 days ago and it has gotten almost 150 views. So some body thinks its funny.

Enjoy the video HERE and remember the next time you read your fortune, add IN BED!

SB

Whatevaz WhatevaJune 11, 2006 2:27 pm

Every 4-6 weeks a group of buddies gather in what we call “The Lounge” (our 1 car garage converted to a mini-Bellagio) and play poker while we smoke fine cigars. We usually play until the wee hours of the morning, laugh at funny stories, and enjoy some TX Hold ‘Em. My best friend, Cowboy, spent a night like he always does and hit the road Saturday morning to get to a car wash. He called me on his drive back and here’s how our conversation went:


SB: How’s the drive?
Cowboy: Good, getting gas and a coke. Hey, you know you’re Mavs are playing in a couple hours?
SB: I don’t think so. They play tomorrow night.
C: Nope, I just heard on the radio that they are playing in a couple hours.
SB: Well, if I was a betting man, which I’m not, I’d put money on the fact they are playing tomorrow.
C: (big laugh) Well buddy, I might just match whatever bet you make then!
SB: So you’re saying if I bet you $100 that you would be ok with that?
C: Now that’s what I’m talking about…$100! Ok, would I have to pay you in 1 lump sum if I lost?
SB: I don’t care how you pay. The game is Sunday bro.
C: Ok, I’m thinking about making this bet with you! Did you read this somewhere?
SB: (second guessing) Well, now that I think about it. I didn’t read it. I just have talked with some people. I was 100% sure before you called but now I’m 75% sure the game is tomorrow and NOT today.
C: WELL LETS DO THIS. LETS MAKE THIS BET!!! (hoping to win back the money he lost the previous night in a game of friendly poker)
SB: Ok, let me make a call to The Prof and I will call you back.
(Hang up)
C: Ok, talk to me.
SB: Well…sorry bro.
(Silence)
SB: Um…Go Mavs?
C: I’ll talk with you later…
Did I mention Cowboy is a die hard Spurs fan. Sucks for Cowboy.

Its interesting how $100 will make you second guess something that you are so sure of. If I was a betting man, which I’m not, I would bet the Mavs win tonight’s game. I’m about 75% sure of it :)

SB

Funny Ha HaJune 8, 2006 3:25 pm

This is for all you Napolean Dynamite fans.

I have mad props for all those who can spell. Probaly becuse I am the worse speler on the fase of the planit. This video is of the National Spelling Bee Championship. The competition is now nationally televised and gets tons of press. Well, this kid decides to drop a little Napolean quote on the judges and its pretty funny.

Enjoy HERE.

SB

Organic LifeJune 7, 2006 3:25 pm


When I think of chocolate I immediately think of Willy Wonka. I have not seen the most recent Johnnie Depp version (heard it was good) but you just can’t go wrong with a classic like this. Do you remember the classic moment below when Augustus dives in cause he can’t help him self? So this is for lovers of all things delicious so I hope this “super food” brings you a big smile. You can now have chocolate in a very healthy way. If you heard dark chocolate was good for you then hold onto your Wonka Bars because you’re in for a treat.

First thing you need to know is that chocolate and cocoa come from CACAO. That word is pronounced: KA-KOW. The raw form of chocolate is cacao. Cacao is the seed found in the cacao fruit. Now, in the world of Hersey’s and Mars they take cacao and heat it up, press, twist, and then add sugar, milk, vanilla, and a bunch of other chemicals I can’t even pronounce. Studies have shown that people who said they were allergic to chocolate were actually allergic to milk/dairy and not the actual chocolate (cacao).

So lets talk about this delightful treat. Its jam packed with crazy goodness.
Magnesium-mineral that effects building bones and balancing brain chemistry
Serotonin-anti stress neurostransmitter
Anandamide-”bliss chemical”, tastier than smoking pot and its legal
Phenylethylamine (PEA)-chemical in our brain released when we are in L-O-V-E (hubba hubba)
Flavonol-antioxidant, its that good stuff that makes Green Tea so great for you

Its a cornucopia of all things wonderful for your body like anti-oxidants and chemicals that make you giddy inside. Lets talk about how to use Naked Chocolate. Here is a simple recipe you can whip up super fast and enjoy as a snack. Put it on a cracker or if you’re like me just lick it off a spoon like I do :)

Start off by making a small batch and then start get crazy with this and have fun. Just put a bit of this and little of that. mix the below ingredients together…experiement with it. Add your own raw twist to it and enjoy.

*raw cacao nibs - small handful.
Nature’s First Law is the only brand I’ve seen and it comes in a browish bag. Look for it in the baking aisle.
*goji berries (or any kind of dried fruit) - small handful
Nature’s First Law also makes goji berries or you can find them in the bulk bin aisle of WF.
*raw almond butter - 2 good scooops.
To save on cost you can try roasted almond butter or raw cashew butter.
*raw honey - generous squeeze.
Finding local honey is always great for allergies. They ate it in the Promise Land so don’t be scared of it!
*little pieces of organic banana - 1/2 should be enough.
If you stick your finger down the middle of a banana in naturally splits into 1/3. I usually do that then cut it up into small pieces. Apples could also be used instead of the nanner.

Comment below and share at OH&H new additions to this recipe. And for the love of all things organic don’t forget to SPRINKLE THE FLAX on this mofo.

I’m working on a chocolate bar recipe and and also figuring out how to make a chocolate milk type drink (without the dairy). Stay tuned for more recipes to come.

SB

Funny Ha HaJune 6, 2006 3:05 pm

I saw this VIDEO CLIP on Relevant’s website and it made me laugh. It also reminded me of the days where Keas and I would pull pranks on little kids at Children’s Retreats. We’d sneak into the bunks of 3rd and 4th graders who have never been away from mommy and would pull pranks that made us laugh until we got sharp pains in our sides.

The prank was simple. Sneak in at 3am (when everything is funny) and place a large amount of shaving cream into the palm of a sleeping kid. Then tickle their nose. Without fail they would go to scratch their nose and smear Gillette Foam all over their face. Queue laughter.

Probably even funnier then that is when we would pull this prank:

(Myself & Keas would bring a clueless kid to the back room and start with the same line)
SB & Keas: We know what you did so you might as well tell us.
Clueless 4th Grader: I don’t know what you are talking about.
S&K: Don’t lie to us. We know what happened. I can’t believe you would do such a thing.
C4G: I uh, don’t know…what you’re talking about.
(this is when I would walk away frustrated and Keas would take a deep sigh)
S&K: Look, if you’ll come clean with everything then we won’t send you home.
C4G: (tear rolling down cheek)
S&K: Tell us what you did with the squirrel and the underwear.
(not hearing we said something about a squirrel or tighty whiteys, C4G begins to confess all)
C4G: it wasn’t my idea! (sob) William said (sob) we’re just going to (sob) try and scare the girls. we didn’t mean to but then we found out that it wasn’t right and then Chris said it was ok but we had to get to the cafeteria but i promise I didn’t know we should have found it right when we did…..
S&K: (starting to laugh and not hearing a word of the mumbling nonsense) Well, you may go now. And sin no more.

The cruel things we do for a laugh…
SB

Whatevaz WhatevaJune 4, 2006 1:01 pm

These figures are just scary.

Physicians:

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.

Now think about this:

Guns:

(A) The number of gun owners in the US. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that’s 80 million..)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI

So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, “Guns don’t kill people, doctors do.”

SB

Whatevaz WhatevaJune 2, 2006 8:24 am

We have a new expression (thanks to The Prof) we’re wanting to make STICK! With everyones help we think we can start something here. Please go out and use this expression in public and then post telling us how you used it.

The phrase of the month is: “That’s Chilli Wack!”

There are many ways to use this expression. Substitute the following with “Chilli Wack”:
*Ah Snap!
*Damn.
*You’ve got to be kidding me?!
*Thats Krunk!
*This blows.

Here are some examples of when you can use “Thats Chilli Wack” in every day situations:

Someone is dancing like Elaine from Seinfeld…Thats Chilli Wack.
You see someone wearing jean shorts…Oh Chilli Wack.
A person accidentally farts in a crowded room…Ah Chilli Wack.
Girl turns down guy that uses cheesy pick up line…Thats Chilli Wack Yo!
All your veggies in your garden are eaten by mysterious rabbit…Chilli Wack Yo, Chilli Wack.

Use it today at work or at home. Post and let everyone know how it goes. TLC and all in the NYC area can probably give us some good stories.

SB