My brain hurts right now trying to figure out what just happened over the last 84 min (Tivo Time). Well, if you’re keeping up with my “World of Tivo” posts then you read my last one where I predicted all that would happen. I think I’m batting 1.000 because it seems to me Henry IS the Man, and the 4 “Good” guys did get captured. Oh, and I said someone would die. Now we’re not for sure the Hatch truly blew up but even if they didn’t die Sawyer put a bullet into that one guy in the forrest.

So I’m just going to start talking and none of it might make sense but here goes. I think Miss Widmore never got married. The Polar Bear Club guys referred to her as Miss Widmore and not Mrs New Guy She Married Over Desmond. I’d also like to predict that MR. Widmore is tied into the Hanso Foundation. Maybe he funds it or owns it…either way he’s connected. Oh, and remember the REAL Henry Gales hot air balloon? You think that was a search party looking for Desmond? Probably not but I’m still wondering about that guy.

Any one curious as to what the first incident was? Anyone think its what brought the “Others” to the island? I’m not talking about they crashed as well. But maybe they’re all scientists who were brought to the island to deal with the “Incident”. Why do I have this funny feeling this latest Magnetic Surge will be bringing a 3rd group to the island in Season 3.

Want to hear another crazy thought I have? What if the island is not in the middle of the South Pacific like everyone thinks. What if its in the middle of Antarctica? If I were the writers this is how I would reveal that: We don’t see Walt and Michael until the end of Season 3 and we see the weather all of a sudden change and BOOM! they’re hitting ice. Maybe thats where the polar bear came from. Some thing is super weird about that island.

So the tents and huts were obviously fake. I heard somewhere there is another hatch that is under water or has water. Its where the shark with the Dharma symbol came from. (Episode where Sawyer/Jin/Michael are in the water and the shark swims by).

How about the pile of journals? That made me laugh. We’d like you to write down every last detail. Its very important. The world’s safety depends on it. And then we see its just piling up like dirty clothes when the wife is out of town.

Did everybody remember where Desmond’s Yellow Suited buddy came from? He was in the gulf war serving with Kate’s dad and was the guy who gave Syiad that money on the side of the road. And how in the flippin world does Libby play into all this. She had a husband named David? She just gives this guy a boat? Something doesn’t smell right there.

How about the big APE foot! 4 toes, just a foot, out there on the coast. I can’t tell if the Lost writers were just drunk when they wrote that one or what.

Hurley gets let go…doesn’t make sense. Jack and Kate give each other this look at the end. Charlie comes out and for some reason is not bothered by the blast. Did I mention the big APE foot? In the World of Tivo you never watch commericals but as I fast fwd through I caught a glimpse of the Hanso Foundation. So in case you were looking for a job it looks like they are hiring. I did already say this show blows my mind right? And it is all fake right?

Wishing September was already here…

SB