[Superman and Lois are standing on opposite sides of a large planter]
Lois Lane: What color underwear am I wearing?
Superman: [looking] Hmmm…
Lois Lane: Oh, I’m sorry, I embarrassed you, didn’t I?
Superman: Oh, no, no, no, not at all, Miss Lane, it’s just that this planter must be made of lead.
Lois Lane: Uh, yes it is. So?
Superman: Well, you see, I, uh, I sort of have a problem seeing through lead.
Lois Lane: Oh, that’s interesting.
Lois Lane: [Writing] Problem seeing through lead. Hmmm. Uh, d-do you have a first name?
Superman: What do you mean, like, uh, Ralph or something?
Lois Lane: No, no, I mean like…
[Walks away from the planter]
Superman: Pink.
Lois Lane: Huh?
Superman: Pink.
[Lois walks back to the planter]
Superman: Um, sorry, Miss Lane, I didn’t mean to embarrass you.

As a kid I had 2 consuming thoughts.  Stealing Dip ‘N Sticks from the local gas stations and being Superman.  This summer Superman Returns.  Click HERE and get chill bumps all down your body.  Listen to the music that we all know so well.   Kevin Spacey playing Lex Luther and Kate Bosworth playing Lois Lane!  How sweet it is!  A no name playing Superman which is great.  Did you hear they were going to cast Nicholas Cage?  Oh shoot me!  "Put… the bunny… back… in the… box." (Con Air) 

Wishing I still had my red and yellow underoos,

SB