World of TivoMay 31, 2006 10:11 am

Lets all welcome our very first Guest Blogger (applause)

So after listening to 3 different Lost podcasts, both official and non-official, I can honestly say that I am more confused and have more theories swimming around in my mind now than I did before…but that’s what makes the Lost addiction so brilliant, right? Read on to go deeper in the rabbit hole…

For those of you who’ve never listened to “The Official Lost Podcast” it’s done by the executive producers, Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse. Like Fenry, they enjoy manipulation and misleading…but they also tell the truth…so take their statements for what they’re worth. They said that there were two times that the Island had “become visible”—both occurred because of an electromagnetic anomaly—the time the plane crashed and when Desmond turned the key. Interesting…because that means that at all other times, the Island is NOT visible. There were many speculations about this, the main two being the Island is not really in a tropical location (more on that later) or that perhaps it’s always moving, like the lost city of Atlantis. Although they did not reveal why Kate, Jack and Sawyer were taken, they did say that clearly Hurley was the best one to relay the message to the other Losties that their friends had been captured…so this means that the Others never meant to keep Hurley; he was merely a messenger. DL & CC did say that the hatch was destroyed/imploded, but alluded that no characters died, notably Desmond. To me, the most interesting thing they said was in response to a fan calling in griping about how the Monster storyline seemingly disappeared—DL and CC said that we DID see the Monster after the episode where Eko confronts it, but we may not have realized it was the Monster. Andrea, fellow Lost Fanatic, said that when she went back and watched the pilot, the sound of the plane crashing sounded just like the sound the Monster made and that Rose made a comment about how that sounded familiar…this leads me to believe that we no longer need to ask the question of what is the Monster, but who is the Monster.

The “Lost Cast” and “the Lost Podcast with Jay and Jack” are both podcasts done by a bunch of guys who sit around and talk about all things Lost. They (and other fans that call or email in their findings) do a lot of research about the literature, allusions, history and other clues from the episodes and then talk about how their discoveries could possibly tie into the show. I’ll just combine their findings into one paragraph. First, they pointed out some interesting things that I did not know or had not noticed…the Widmore name has already been seen on the pregnancy test, a sign and on the balloon…leading us to believe that there is a definite connection between the Widmores and Dharma. The book Bad Twin focuses on the US Widmores; the show on the British Widmores. Penelope, who is Desmond’s girlfriend and also the daughter of Charles Widmore, is the name of Ulysses’ long-suffering wife who waits 20 years for her husband to come home from being at sea…notice the connection? During the flashback at the jail, the military guy reveals Desmond’s full name as David Desmond Hume—the real David Hume was a self-study philosopher. One guy pointed out all of the cold or snow references—the snow globe, the snowman joke, the polar bear—and theorized that the Island is not in a tropical location at all, but somewhere arctic instead…wonder if that’s why the Portuguese guys are stationed somewhere where they’re wearing heavy coats and hats and not shorts and flip-flops? (Way to go SB!) Now there is no confirmation for this, but someone said they read that Libby’s husband David was a Widmore! So does this mean that Libby is a Widmore herself or works for the Widmores or is involved in Dharma? Was she hired to give Desmond the boat? Also, note that Hurley’s “imaginary” friend was also named Dave…maybe Dave is not imaginary at all but is connected to Libby instead. The Four-Toed Foot statue, although seemingly out of no where, is important, if only to reveal that Dharma was NOT the first thing on the Island; it has been around for a long time—also revealed by the Black Rock, the pirate ship we saw in Season One. Notice that the Others did not freak out when the Great White Light occurred. Now connect this to the episode with Fenry and Locke—Fenry PUSHED the button, we know this now for sure b/c we know what happens when it’s not pushed. However, Fenry told Locke that he did not push the button, leading Locke to believe that the button meant nothing. Here’s my conclusion: Fenry wanted Locke to NOT push the button; Fenry wanted the electromagnetic thing to blow up; Fenry succeeded.

In conclusion, I’ll give you a little taste of Season 3 from the Lost Producers: there will be 6 episodes starting in September, a 12 week break, and then 17 straight episodes beginning in January. The first 6 episodes will concentrate heavily on why the Others took Jack, Kate and Sawyer. It will focus on the relationships between the characters and they mentioned the word LOVE several times. When asked where J, K and S will be taken by the Others, the answer is “home”—we will find out more about where/what they are talking about. We will learn more about Jack’s tattoos, why Locke is in a wheelchair, and about Kate’s marriage (anyone else miss that Kate was married?). Henry and Penelope will be regular characters—meaning they are VERY important. Three new characters will be introduced: a female in her early 30s with leadership abilities, a very attractive female in her 20s, and a Latino male with a mysterious personality.

Namaste :)
LCG

World of TivoMay 30, 2006 5:40 pm

Everyone that loves LOST and want to discuss and keep up the chatter as the summer comes upon us will be excited. Tomorrow OH&H will have its first “Guest Blogger” as Miss Lori Tandoori will be joining us as she is the expert of All things Lost & Lord of the Rings. So STAY TUNED as she has some super cool things that will blow your mind!

This summer should be filled with much talk about the island, the numbers, the hatch, and more things that we just love talking about in this crazy world of Lost.

SB

World of TivoMay 24, 2006 11:45 pm

My brain hurts right now trying to figure out what just happened over the last 84 min (Tivo Time). Well, if you’re keeping up with my “World of Tivo” posts then you read my last one where I predicted all that would happen. I think I’m batting 1.000 because it seems to me Henry IS the Man, and the 4 “Good” guys did get captured. Oh, and I said someone would die. Now we’re not for sure the Hatch truly blew up but even if they didn’t die Sawyer put a bullet into that one guy in the forrest.

So I’m just going to start talking and none of it might make sense but here goes. I think Miss Widmore never got married. The Polar Bear Club guys referred to her as Miss Widmore and not Mrs New Guy She Married Over Desmond. I’d also like to predict that MR. Widmore is tied into the Hanso Foundation. Maybe he funds it or owns it…either way he’s connected. Oh, and remember the REAL Henry Gales hot air balloon? You think that was a search party looking for Desmond? Probably not but I’m still wondering about that guy.

Any one curious as to what the first incident was? Anyone think its what brought the “Others” to the island? I’m not talking about they crashed as well. But maybe they’re all scientists who were brought to the island to deal with the “Incident”. Why do I have this funny feeling this latest Magnetic Surge will be bringing a 3rd group to the island in Season 3.

Want to hear another crazy thought I have? What if the island is not in the middle of the South Pacific like everyone thinks. What if its in the middle of Antarctica? If I were the writers this is how I would reveal that: We don’t see Walt and Michael until the end of Season 3 and we see the weather all of a sudden change and BOOM! they’re hitting ice. Maybe thats where the polar bear came from. Some thing is super weird about that island.

So the tents and huts were obviously fake. I heard somewhere there is another hatch that is under water or has water. Its where the shark with the Dharma symbol came from. (Episode where Sawyer/Jin/Michael are in the water and the shark swims by).

How about the pile of journals? That made me laugh. We’d like you to write down every last detail. Its very important. The world’s safety depends on it. And then we see its just piling up like dirty clothes when the wife is out of town.

Did everybody remember where Desmond’s Yellow Suited buddy came from? He was in the gulf war serving with Kate’s dad and was the guy who gave Syiad that money on the side of the road. And how in the flippin world does Libby play into all this. She had a husband named David? She just gives this guy a boat? Something doesn’t smell right there.

How about the big APE foot! 4 toes, just a foot, out there on the coast. I can’t tell if the Lost writers were just drunk when they wrote that one or what.

Hurley gets let go…doesn’t make sense. Jack and Kate give each other this look at the end. Charlie comes out and for some reason is not bothered by the blast. Did I mention the big APE foot? In the World of Tivo you never watch commericals but as I fast fwd through I caught a glimpse of the Hanso Foundation. So in case you were looking for a job it looks like they are hiring. I did already say this show blows my mind right? And it is all fake right?

Wishing September was already here…

SB

Organic LifeMay 23, 2006 9:03 pm

We at O.H.&H. are starting a new campaign for better eating. Its called SPRINKLE THE FLAX! Ground flax seed is a simple, easy way to spruce up your daily health…and all you have to do is SPRINKLE.

*Your body wants EFA’s or Essential Fatty Acids - Te Quiero Mucho Omega-3. You can’t get the O-3’s from inside the body so you’re going to have to eat it. Fish is a great source for 0-3’s but lets all be honest, its hard to eat fish every day. Not enough EFA’s have been linked to getting sick, losing hair, cholesterol issues, skin problems, heart problems, and much more. So if you can’t afford to dine with wasabi every day then Sprinkle the Flax!

*Fiber - ah yes, the wonderful magic of fiber. When I think of fiber I think of my college roommate Doug drinking Metamucil and I think of a natural “snow plow”. It just gets the job done. You get Insoluble (snow plow) and Soluble (helps regulate blood sugar) Fibers from the Flax.

*Lignans - ok, to be honest I had no clue really what this stuff is but through some studying I learned its a Phytoestrogen. Sounded like something woman get when they’re REALLY mad but come to find out its an ANTIOXIDANT. And we all know that we need those. Must I say it again, Sprinkle the Flax!

So go out and get you some Ground Flax Seed and get to shakin!
-on your cereal, granola, or oatmeal
-in muffins, cakes, or cookies
-its perfect on pancakes or waffles
-try it in salads or over fruit
-take a bath in it or rub it on your feet
-mix it into meatballs, burgers, or meatloaf

I hope you enjoyed this installment of Organic Life. Stay tuned for Raw Chocolate and Goji Berries :)

SB

Organic LifeMay 22, 2006 1:49 pm

It was well over a month ago that Garden Adventures really got kickin. I was entering the world of Organic Farming and I would just dream about a bountiful harvest.

18 ‘Best Boy’ Tomato plants
3 Cucumber plants
3 Green bean plants
16 Yellow Onions
16 Jalapenos
3 rows of Carrots
And then 2 good size already grown Cherry Tomato & 2 Roma Tomato plants.

Today:
3 Cucumber plants
2 Yellow Onions
1.5 Jalapenos
1 row of Carrots…barely
2 Cherry Tomato plants

At the rate the Plot is going now I will be able to make 1 large Cobb Salad in July. Sad. Its just all too sad. Every other day I made my journey out to see how many Snails and Slugs were rotting away from the Organic “Death” Pellets only to realize someone was still dining in at Cafe Eat All You Want. Defeated I asked the guy at the nursery again and THIS time he says, “Well, I don’t think thats slugs. Maybe its a rabbit or a squirrel. ” Oh beat me with a stick! Rabbits? In North Dallas?

So sure enough we place chicken wire around the plants and our problem stops. SIGH. So with my new move I finally score but I’m still behind. I now understand Mr. Fudd’s frustrations.

Little Creatures - 2
Dumb Organic Farmer - 1

SB

Funny Ha HaMay 19, 2006 8:13 am

Over 200,000 people attend the top 10 largest churches in America on Sunday.
The largest church in America spent over $70 Million to renovate a sports arena.
Growth in the American church is found in TRANSFER growth, not new believers.

A MegaChurch has more than 2,000 members. But a GigaChurch has more than 10,000. I just found this out! Does anyone think there is something wrong with what is happening? Does anyone feel like we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque?

So instead of talking about frustrations I thought I would just put in a VERY FUNNY VIDEO.

SB

World of TivoMay 18, 2006 4:15 pm

Before I share my thoughts on Lost did anyone watch Idol?  50 million people vote and its split 33% all the way across the board.  Nothing like losing by tenths of a percentage point.

Lost - Warning I will be putting some spoiler information about Lost in this post.

You gotta love how Syiad knew Michael was lying.  I predict Syiad will kill more people and maybe burn down the church.  Who knows…he’s crazy!  My big question is why do the "Others" want the 4 people they want?  What is special about them?  Are they "Good"?  And what is "Good"?  Does "Good" actually mean they have something SPECIAL about them? 

How about Walt screaming out, "They are pretending!"  We’ve known that though.  Back in the medical hatch Kate finds clothes, make up, and fake beards.  I don’t think you live like savages and then take blood from someone and put it in a nice little ZIPLOC bag! 

You know how they talk about "the Man" or their head guy?  Anyone else think its Henry Gail?  You heard it here first folks!

And get this.  The boat they see at the end.  Its possibly Desmond’s.  The one he used to sail around the world.  Whats wild is there is suppose to be link between him and Libby.  Libby was the one who let Desmond borrow the boat.  Speaking of boats, what boat is Michael wanting?  How does he know they have one?  Maybe its the tugboat they picked Walt up on.

2 hours, next week to end Season 2.  My predictions:  someone dies, we find out who the head dude is, and the 4 who Michael takes over get captured.  Its about to get nuts!

SB 

Funny Ha HaMay 17, 2006 1:27 am

Do you remember Jr. High dances?  Girls hands on guys shoulders.  Elbows locked.  Guys hands on girls hips.  Elbows locked.  Now sway.  Left to right.  Now sway.  Left to right.  Only if you had the courage of a lion would you attempt the sway AND turn.  Clockwise of course.

Cotton candy sweet and low.
Let me see you tootsie roll! 
I don’t know what you been told
it ain’t the butterfly its the TOOTSIE roll!

Memories huh?  Oh the evolution of dance and how its changed.  Anyone ever get into a "Freak Train"?  Don’t worry, I didn’t know Jesus back then.  The "Kid N Play", doing the New Kids dance, or how about Krump Dancing.  I just don’t think I could make my body gyrate like that unless my nipples were connected to a car battery.  Its so wild to see what we do when the music starts to play.  What ever possessed the human race to accept the Macerena and why is it we get this goofy smile when Y.M.C.A. comes on?

Well, I saw this and it brought back too many memories and made me laugh so I must share.  Click HERE and enjoy a stroll down memory lane.

SB

La MusicaMay 14, 2006 4:41 am

I’m not sure how you roll but I’m Old School. A 1997 Black Toyota Camry has captured my heart for 158,014 miles. She has been to NYC, Chicago, and the Rocky Mts. So maybe she’s not as sexy as she use to be but I still love her. The emblem is missing from the front grill, the front left rim has no center cap, and the tint on the driver side window is wanting to come off. About 4 years ago I was listening to a David Crowder cd when my cd player started to act funny. From that moment on I got use to talk radio and my cassette tape of Another Bad Creation. Until today.

For some reason I woke up this morning and thought to myself. Maybe my cd player will work today. Its been awhile but why not just give it a whirl. I get into my black beauty and cozy into my cracking khaki leather with hopes of second chances. I put in Blue October given to me by my friend J Dub and let the windows down to take in the smells of summer. The screen blinks blank. I can hear the cd spinning, so I hit all 6 buttons…and then it happens. Music. I turn the chorus up loud:

I only want you to see
My favorite part of me
And not my ugly side
Not my ugly side

I drove around today with the biggest smile on my face. I forgot what it was like! And 4 years of -ness made for the sweetest music enjoyment. There is something about second chances. Maybe its because when things are bad the good is just that much better. Or I wonder if its because down deep we all want second chances. Sometimes I think its because screwed up. And in those times there’s nothing more that we want then for someone to forgive us for our stupidity. Its even worse when someone has done wrong to . A bad argument or situation that caused hurt. The grudge and pride separates the relationship and a second chance is secretly hoped for to make things right again.

I’ve come to realize that our lives every day are filled with broken cd players. You can’t seem to avoid the stupid argument. The office job wears on you. Church confuses you and the unknowns in life frustrate. You desperately hope a beer or ice cream will Windex it all away…only to find it just makes you fat. I think everyone has things that break, and then just assume just like me that it will never work again. But take it from me. If you’ll give it a try, if you’ll take a chance, you might find yourself experience a new kind of music. In the midst of a confusing world there is a unique and special power in second chances. I turned the music up even louder. Miss Woodward burned me a cd and what better song to get a left arm tan to then “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey. I don’t think about the interior light not working or even that the back left door has no inside door handle. Because now the cd player can remind of all that is good. And that’s what second chances are all about.

SB

La MusicaMay 12, 2006 11:29 pm

Its dark in a crowded room of 1000 anxious fans.  The drummer is laying down a sweet beat as another guy is doing a really cool number on the electric.  Anticipation is building, we’ve been waiting 3 hours for what will be 90 minutes of incredible live music.  Issac Slade, lead singer of The Fray walks down the back stairs of the Gypsy Tea Room’s large venue and the crowd goes balistic.  He sits down at his shiney black baby grand piano and plays. 

Sold out crowd.  So sold out that none of my friends were able to get tickets.  But I couldn’t miss this night.  This was it.  After this tour the Fray would move on to bigger and better venues and I’ll have to enjoy saying, "I remember when…"  It took the Fray 14 months to get a million plays on their Myspace page.  3 weeks to get to 2 million.  And then only 11 days to get to 3.  They are now the #1 played band on Myspace and there is a reason.  They are good.

1 song into the concert an amp blows and they need a filler.  So Issac says, "I was going to wait until later for ‘Show & Tell’ but I guess I can do it now."  He proceeds to share with the crowd that he bought boots from a bona fide cowboy in Colorado and was handed down a vintage belt buckle from his grandpa.  What better way to show off the goods then get UP ON the baby grand piano and lift your jeans up to your knees revealing not only a very cool pair of jeans but pastey white legs.

People never cease to amaze me.  Airports, State Fairs, and now live concerts display the human race in its finest.  People upset and wanting to fight over standing in the space in front of me and blocking our view.  Come on people!  We’re jammed in like sardines and we’re worried about comfort?  How about lets complain that the tempature has risen to 104 degrees?  Camera phones were the main attraction as half the crowd was looking for a new wallpaper.  My phone does not have photo taking abilities but I was STILL able to get the same picture everyone else got.  Check it out below.Cold Play      Actually that is a photo at the Coldplay concert.  Picture courtesy of Skip.  But I promise, its looks EXACTLY the same.

I love group singing.  I guess thats why corporate worship is so great.  Or maybe its because if everyone is singing really loud then you can’t tell that I sound alot like William Hung.  At one point Issac is rockin’ the ivories and has everyone singing the chorus to "Look After You"

Oh, oh,
Be my baby
Ohhhhh
Oh, oh
Be my baby
I’ll look after you

And while the crowd sings slow, and I yack like an old cat, Issac soulfully sings:

You are so beautiful, to me

We keep singing, and Issac keeps singing and the combination is brillant.  And then we stop only to have Mr Slade finish it off with nothing but him and the baby grand:

Can’t you see, baby                                                                                                        You’re everything I hoped for
You’re everything I need
You are so beautiful to me
You are so beautiful to me 

Does it get better than a little Joe Cocker with the Fray?  I think not.  So it was definite good times.  Its all very interesting though.  People that is.  Listening to everyone sing.  The chants.  The screams.  I even had 2 girls before the show who couldn’t get tickets into the concert give me their CD cover and wanted me to try and get it signed.  I of course made no attempt to make that happen as there were 999 other people who wanted it just a tad more than I did.  But this skinny smoker wanted just a piece…just anything.  Its a hunger and a desire that can only be described with one word.  Worship

So I’m walking to my car at midnight with my ear drums still pounding and it hits me.  Its in us.  Worship.  Its in everyone, really deep.  The choice every day we wake up to is: what will we worship?

SB

 

World of TivoMay 11, 2006 3:18 am

I just finished watching Lost and my brain is spinning.  There is so much to process.  If you are not a Lost watcher or could care less about this show then you can A. Stop Reading and B. Comment that you don’t care about the greatest show ever so I can pray for your soul.  I’d love to get into tonights episode but instead I wanted to share this.

Have you heard about the Lost Experience?  Well, I wish I could explain it to you but I’m not 100% positive myself.  Here’s what I know. 

*ABC is brilliant and the Lost writers are on another level all together.

*You can now watch Lost for FREE at ABC.com 

*The Lost Experience was created to keep everyones interests high during the "off" summer months.

Well, here’s whats super cool.  The Jr High Minister at Watermark Community Church in Dallas started a blog called The Lost Experience Clues. Its for people to email in and say I’ve found a clue.  Instead of everyone working alone the concept is lets all work together.  Team work baby.  well, in the first week of having the site up this guy gets 70,000 hits.  By the end of the week ABC, the L.A. Times and the Dallas Morning News have contacted him asking how does he already know so much.  The best part of the site is at the top it has a link saying "Our Shameless Plug" and it goes to another site that talks about what it means to be truly "LOST".  It has testimonies of people sharing their stories of Grace.  Score 1 for the WWW.

Like I said, I wish I could even begin to figure out the clues and the Lost Experience.  For you Lost watchers you know that the manuscript Sawyer was reading was called "Bad Twin."  Well, the author of that was on Oceanic 815 and he died.  Well "Bad Twin" is being published.  In REAL life.  Now tell me thats not marketing at its best.  A fictional author is writing a REAL book.  HA!  Its the world we live in folks.   

In other news.  Chris Daughtry got the boot tonight.  I hate American Idol…until next Tuesday.

SB 

Whatevaz WhatevaMay 10, 2006 1:49 am

[Superman and Lois are standing on opposite sides of a large planter]
Lois Lane: What color underwear am I wearing?
Superman: [looking] Hmmm…
Lois Lane: Oh, I’m sorry, I embarrassed you, didn’t I?
Superman: Oh, no, no, no, not at all, Miss Lane, it’s just that this planter must be made of lead.
Lois Lane: Uh, yes it is. So?
Superman: Well, you see, I, uh, I sort of have a problem seeing through lead.
Lois Lane: Oh, that’s interesting.
Lois Lane: [Writing] Problem seeing through lead. Hmmm. Uh, d-do you have a first name?
Superman: What do you mean, like, uh, Ralph or something?
Lois Lane: No, no, I mean like…
[Walks away from the planter]
Superman: Pink.
Lois Lane: Huh?
Superman: Pink.
[Lois walks back to the planter]
Superman: Um, sorry, Miss Lane, I didn’t mean to embarrass you.

As a kid I had 2 consuming thoughts.  Stealing Dip ‘N Sticks from the local gas stations and being Superman.  This summer Superman Returns.  Click HERE and get chill bumps all down your body.  Listen to the music that we all know so well.   Kevin Spacey playing Lex Luther and Kate Bosworth playing Lois Lane!  How sweet it is!  A no name playing Superman which is great.  Did you hear they were going to cast Nicholas Cage?  Oh shoot me!  "Put… the bunny… back… in the… box." (Con Air) 

Wishing I still had my red and yellow underoos,

SB 

Organic LifeMay 8, 2006 3:47 am

I officially hate slugs.  As a kid I tried the medieval torture by salt on these tiny creatures and out grew it thinking it was cruel and unusual punishment.  I have no idea why I thought that…everyone raise your Morton’s high and start shaking! 

Why the anger you ask?  Because they are devouring my tomato plants.  They are attacking at night like Ninjas.  In 36 hours, slugs and snails have some how managed to eat all the leaves and most of the stems off 15 plants.  Don’t slugs move at an incredibly slow rate?!  I think its like 1 foot every hour.  So I did the math and I think there are approximately 75,000 snails and slugs hiding in the backyard.   Woe is me I cry!

I have spread coffee grounds, ash from my fire place, and organic pellets that give them a slow death.  Deep evil laugh.  I will not go down without a fight!

Snails and Slugs – 1
SB – 0

Let the games begin…
SB

Organic LifeMay 6, 2006 8:41 pm

“God didn’t screw up.  We did.”  -Craig Keaton

Do you know what baseball on TV, Oakley knockoffs, and Elvis impersonators have in common?  They’re not as good as the REAL thing.  Most people know the benefits of Organic.  Your food tastes better and its actually food.  Processed food is not what your body wants.  If you don’t believe me then start paying attention to how you feel after you eat.  Do you get hungry only an hour or so after you’ve eaten?  Are you overweight?  Do you feel tired in the afternoon?  I understand.  That was me as well.

So lets shed some light on the world of Organic.  First of all what is Organic?  Well, lets simplify it because I like things simple.  When it comes to veggies and fruits Organic means no toxic, chemical, pesticides, herbawhats, and insectajunks are put into the water supply or soil.  Everything’s natural.  You know, like God intended it to be.  What you put into your body is free of poison.  Strong word huh?  Well, its true.  The stuff put on your produce is IN your produce and it can be classified as carcinogens.  Yuck!  And when you put junk in you’ll get junk out.  Studies have shown how it effects your immune system, reproductive system, and much more.  There are even strong links to miscarriages.  Yikes.  Not fun.  One way I’ve really felt the difference is allergies.  I use to take meds galore and now I’m wonderfully freed from that.  I’m confident that’s what hell is going to be like.  Eternal allergies and the Wiggles playing on loop.

How about your meat?  Well, if you knew what was actually happening to your chicken you would not want to touch it with a 10 foot poll.  Do you know why they juice up chickens with hormones and antibiotics?  So they’ll be full grown in 40 days and not the NATURAL 80 and so they won’t get diseases.  Yes the D word.  Because living 40,000 to a shed just isn’t what it use to be.  And when chickens are in tight places they peck at each other and spread the D word everywhere.  Yummy to the tummy huh?  More on meats in future posts.

Ever been to a hole in the wall burger joint?  You know, one where the service sucks but that makes the experience even better.  Juke box playing in the background when you come in and about 17 code violations before you make it to counter to order.  Now here’s a question.  Have you ever dropped your fry on the ground and then picked it up and ate it?  Not unless someone triple dog dared (Christmas Story) you would you even THINK about eating that fry.  So why in the world, if you’re afraid of a little dirt would you put CRIZZAP into your body every day?

Shopping at Whole Foods doesn’t have to be scary.  You will actually find it to be better than any grocery store you’ve been to.  Start slow.  Treat it like a first date.  You don’t want to do the “lean” (While You Were Sleeping) too soon.  Pace yourself.  So try getting some chicken breasts and apples, and then give WF a kiss on the cheek and say “good night”.   Go back the next week and try some natural peanut butter, eggs, and some organic broccoli.  Before you know it you’ll be going "steady" with WF and loving every minute of it.  Don’t be shocked by the prices either.  We can make that work.  Just remember, we’re not in Jr. High any more and we’re not getting picked up in mom’s mini van.  Great dates can sometimes cost a little bit more.  But a little extra coin is a small price to pay for True Love emoticon

Its not God who got it wrong.  Our bodies were meant to eat natural foods.  You can try every diet trick in the book but I have a feeling the Maker of our body knew what He was doing when He made them.  Started eating food that is real.  You’ll be amazed how much your body will love you.

More Organic life to come…SB

World of TivoMay 3, 2006 11:46 pm

I have come up with 2 reasons why you should not own Tivo.

1.    You do not own a TV.
2.    The Lord has spoken into your life and told you cable is evil.

Other than that I can’t imagine watching TV any other way.  Commercials, VHS tapes, and programming a VCR are so 2001.  A Tivo will run you $12.95/month depending on what package you get.  13 bucks folks.  My wife works for an organization that has started the Mocha Club and they encourage you to give up 2 mochas a month ($7) to give HIV/AIDs drugs and hope to Orphans in Africa.  I’ve been inspired by such a noble cause and that’s why I’m encouraging everyone to join not only the Mocha Club but also the Tivo Club.  Here are the things you can give up every month to have your very own “Come to Tivo” experience.

McDonalds – give up the quarter pounder and bacon egg and cheese biscuit.  No it is not helping your girlish figure and its not REAL food.

1 semi nice dinner – everyone can think of one meal at their favorite Mexican restaurant they can give up in order to enjoy the Tivo Revolution.

Turn off the lights! – if you’ll get in the habit of turning off the lights you’d be amazed how much you save on your electric bill.  And who doesn’t love candles?

Car Pool – gas prices are out of control!  Ride with a buddy.  This is the fastest way to save a little coin.  There’s nothing better then 7am conversations with coworkers you barely know.

Tonight is Wednesday.  Tonight is Lost.  (I will be posting more about Lost soon so if you are a Lost addict like me then stay tuned)  It is the greatest night of TV because this is the night of the week that ABC allows us to enjoy 44 minutes of genius.  Oh, for you Non-Tivoites…that’s how long it takes us in the Tivo World to watch Lost. emoticon Not to mention I have to see who gets booted off on American Idol and also catch the 2nd part of House and you’re crazy if I’m going to miss Alias even though its nothing like it was in Seasons 1-3.  Now at this point you’re thinking…this crazy watches too much TV.  Oh but he doesn’t.  I’ll watch House while Alias records, save Alias for another night and enjoy Lost with ZERO interruptions.  How sweet it is…to be loved by Tivo.

So pray, fast, save, and do whatever you have to do.  But until you are on this side of the fence the words that are coming out of my mom is just Charlie Brown to you (wa wa wa wa).  Did I mention when I’m at work I can log on and tell my Tivo to record Letterman tonight because Tom Cruise is going to be on and who wants to miss Mr. Yahoo himself act like a buffoon?  Not me.  I heard Katie is no longer Katie but now Kate…by orders of Tom and the Church of We have all Tom’s money and we’re lovin’ it.  Doesn’t it just make you wish you had a lot of money so you could buy your own happiness as well.

Tivo changes the way you live.  The TV no longer controls you.  You create your own schedule.  Leave the world of Prison TV where you have to ask if you can tinkle or take a shower.  In the Tivo world you are the Master of Your Own Domain (Seinfeld). 

Lost talk - So is Michael brainwashed?  Has he switched sides?  When will Syiad pull Henry’s heart out feed it to the Dharma sharks?  Oh I can’t wait…

SB

Organic LifeMay 2, 2006 6:40 pm

Welcome to OrganicHalfAndHalf.com!

If you’ve known me for any length of time then you know where the name comes from.  Organic has become a new way of living for me.  Organic, raw, real.  I don’t think I could do life any other way.  With my friends, relationships, marriage, and even what I put into my body. 

This is me POL or Pre Organic Life.  Oreos, Twix Bars, Sweet Tea, Chicken Fried Steak, Kraft Singles, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Wendy’s #6 Biggie Sized, and mucho potato chips.  I was going to give you a picture of me from a profile view so you could get the full Homer Simpson like belly shot but instead I went with what looks to be a Buddha like replica.  I have no idea where that shirt is but it was a classic.  Cartoon kids with cartoon Jesus "We’re Kicking It Up With Jesus, Beaver Kid Style."  Props to Beaver Baptist Church in Munford, TN. 

This is me EOL or Enjoying Organic Life.  Hawaii ‘05 and I’m sporting my IN & Out Shirt.  I’m actually eating real food now.  No more Barry Bonds Chicken and Beef.  The stuff I eat now is clean.  I limit my dairy intake and try to steer clear of flour but I have weaknesses :)   Live Grain Breads and Fruits that taste like, well fruit.  You might be saying I have no clue what he’s talking about.  Stay tuned because one of my new categories is "Organic Life" and I’ll be discussing some of these new ways of enjoying food that tastes oh so good and YOUR BODY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT!

So do you like the Avacado?  Its foreshadowing of my Famous Guac recipe.  Yes, I do plan to share that one :)   And I enjoy having the categories and how this webpage laysout.  I’d like to give all credit to My Blogging Miyagi:  Crystal.  She has helped me get this puppy off the ground.  I’d also like to welcome all you myspacers.  Not sure how many of you guys still keep up with Organic Half & Half now that its somewhere outside of the Kung Foo Grip MySpace has on your life but if you did come over then I say, "Bienvenidos!"

So the Half & Half…can you guess?  Thats me guys.  I’m Half AND Half :)   Half White Boy.  Half Korean Boy.  My father grew up on the tabacco fields of North Carolina and my mother grew up on a rice field in South Korea.  My dad was in the airforce, met my mom overseas, and 9 days later they decided it was love.  They were married within 3 months!  They moved to Tampa, FL and out came this half and half baby.  Thats me.  We jumped back on a plane to move back to Korea and thats where my Big Sis was born.  Well, she’s really 4 yrs younger then me but the girl has taken care of me all my life so I call her my B.S. :)

So here’s to Organic Life!  Sharing REAL stories and AUTHENTIC life is what this site will be about.  All comments are welcome and encouraged.  Hopefully you’ll laugh a bit, enjoy the recipes, and see into a new way of living that has changed my life over the last 3 years.

SB